Thursday, August 21, 2014
Life is a highway and I can’t drive

Life is a highway and I can’t drive

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.




Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

My cat knows how to turn doorknobs, solve simple puzzles for food, and wake me up in 12+ different ways thanks to a weirdly methodical study he conducted when he first moved in. He also tries to put me to bed when I’m up too late, and he’s learning to “sing” on command. 

But if I close the lid to the pizza box, I swear he forgets that pizza ever existed.




tocifer you sound like someone who would be able to explain this Naruto side of tumblr please explain



tocifer you sound like someone who would be able to explain this
Naruto side of tumblr please explain

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basically every post ever made in movethefuckoverbros blog 

" Pretty and Deadly, Bad and Beautiful " 

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Been sayin this for years, man. God and I have a personal relationship, but RELIGION is man made and corrupt. 

The gifset and the comment 👌👌👌

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DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship


who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

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When will they learn

How is this supposed to be funny? White people are just so problematic, good heavens. LEAVE US ALONE.

HE’S dumb asf

*ahem* white males

Wednesday, August 20, 2014



tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

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my dude friends are afraid to talk to girls

because they dont want to come off as the creepy/douchy guys we all hear/fear about

so basically we live in world where both sexes are afraid to interact with each other because a few of us are the crazy ones who messed everything up