January 2012
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December 2011
iirandeh replied to your post: 2012
Note to self: Steal Andres’ gas.
2012
please let zombies take us over. that would mean all the dumb people die, and then they would see richard and I were right to make our zombie survival kit already, and then we let all out asshole friends die, as we laugh in our getaway car
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2012 Resolutions
onkay:
Be more physically active.
Wear dresses/dress up nicely more often.
Stop wasting so much money.
Stay strong.
Never lose sight of your dreams.
marry Andres and his incredible taste in everything
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My dad is muslim and he hates gays.
grandpahitdathoe:
No wonder he won’t let me have sausage.
A poem I wrote to my 3rd grade girlfriend.
grandpahitdathoe:
Dear______. You kissed my best friend. You are a bitch.
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Richard and i on the subject of women
me: this girl looks like a mouse
Richard: she does? oh yeah i'd fuck that
Me: .........
trophywifematerial:
Wow I just want to meet my future husband and get married and have babies
I’m so tired of waiting
but your like 18, you have whole life for babies and/or aids
i had to put new tiles and paint houses today
man im messican
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my... →
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hardcore-park0ur:
One time I wrote a poem for this girl I really liked, and she called me gay. I don’t write poems anymore.
yep
now i have to call and complain about the pizza...
he’ll probably get fired
pizza man hasn't gotten here yet
guess im going to die…
